i reject your reality and substitute it with my own


a one liner comeback that basically means that you’re right and the other person is wrong. the ‘realities’ being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and subst-tute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and subst-tute it with my own 😉
teacher: /mindf-ck

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