i shit trains


to sh-t trains typically means you are the sh-t. it can also correlate to being number one at everything. often times used for upping a mister one upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you’ve ever encountered.
john: i went to france.
tim: i went to france 3 times.
john: i sh-t trains n-gg-! now what?!
the act of sh-tting out a train by the power of unknown forces.
the cops was about to get my -ss so i yelled, “i sh-t trains!” and by the power of the unknown i shat a train that derailed another train and killed dem.

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