I will shoot your fucking cat
definition 1: when a random human happens to magically appear in your house and f-cks your cat and sh-ts in its kitty litter.
definition 2: shooting and/or shanking one’s cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their d-ck).
definition 3: taking a sh-t in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
human 1: i can’t believe that you sh-t in my cat’s kitty litter!
human 2: i took a big fat sh-t on your cat’s kitty litter, deal with it.
cat: dafuq we talkin about again? some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
human 2: -pulls out gun-. i will shoot your f-cking cat!
cat : oh sh-t…
human 1: -screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat-
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