I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself
refers to the new trend of emo; people who “dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed gl-sses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle,” and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-“tanner, you f-cking goth, cut the lawn now”
-“my life sucks. i’m going to slit my wrists so people notice me. i wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
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