I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than


a phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

may have origins in a quote from the popular computer game “the curse of monkey island” released on windows 9x

murray: you may call me ‘murray’! i am a powerful demonic force! i am the harbinger of your doom! and the forces of darkness will applaud me as i stride through the gates of h-ll – carrying your head on a pike!
i would rather walk briskly through the gates of h-ll than attend a justin bieber concert.

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