I wouldn’t piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.


the ultimate f-ck you.
i would rather watch you die from internal h-llfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
suzie: hey man you are a f-cking d-ck, why do you treat everyone like sh-t?

b-lls hampton: f-ck you b-tch! i wouldn’t p-ss up your -ss if your guts were on fire.

suzie: weeps uncontrollably

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