icanhazcheezburgering
verb: the action of using bad grammar on purpose regardless of knowing the proper usage.
this is often done in an attempt to be more heartwarming or cute.
boy: remember, my dad’s an english teacher so he won’t think your icanhazcheezburgering is cute.
girl: but i loves you
boy: i am serious!
teacher: can anyone think of a verb that ends in the letter z?
student: haz
teacher: can anyone think of a verb that hasn’t been icanhazcheesburgered that ends with the letter z?
ex: i needz you now. why you no loves me anymore?
enlgish major: you had me at your proper use of the subjunctive, but you lost me with all your icanhazcheesburgering!
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