If i had an eye on my dick, i’d see inside your mouth
an insultive phrase, denoting that you f-ck somebody’s mouth, that’s not ever meant to be true, but it’s always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/posama bin laden]/anybody.
osama bin laden: i am going to bomb ‘mericans again.
‘bama: if i had an eye on my d-ck, i’d see inside your mouth.
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