if i was an egg
this phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying “oh, you crack me up!” they imply it by saying “oh, if i was an egg i’d be dead by now!”
it can also be used directly after the phrase “you crack me up!”
becky – c-nt nuggets, i just dropped my sl-t m-ffin!
richard – oh, me, you crack me up! if i was an egg i’d be dead by now!
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