If my grandma had wheels
a phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
it uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
one may add it his own ‘punch’ bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
example 1:
david: “oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?”
simon: “yeah…if my grandma had wheels…”
examles of a common expansion:
“if my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle”.
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