‘if’ one needed sex
a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no ‘if’, ‘possibly’, ‘probably’ or ‘maybe’; for the male! the male constantly needs s-x!! (with the exception of when the “big game” is on!! -or when the male has just ‘e-jacked’ !!
i’d hit that in a heartbeat, ‘if’ i needed s-x!!
she/he has high “doability”, ‘if’ one needed s-x!!
‘if’ one needed s-x, they could “quaf their quim joys” with that!!
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