if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it
an expression used before or after one takes a p-ss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
tom: man, i sure have to take a p-ss
larry: well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
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