If you’ll pardon the pun
something to say after you’ve said literally anything, unless what you’ve just said actually contained a pun.
made popular by the wonderful moses beacon, from the excellent comedy ‘come fly with me’.
moses: my name is moses beacon, if you’ll pardon the pun!
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