i’ll give your mom a flat bread sandwich


the act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned p-n-s and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i’ll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she’ll like it. nom nom nom nom

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