I’ll have a sandwich
when a conversation is going on around you that you don’t quite understand or care about. then someone asks for your f-cking opinion.
backstory: an old lady is calling out ‘nurse! nurse!’ for f-cking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, “huh what? yeah i’ll have a sandwich…” then fall back asleep.
university lecturer: …and that’s why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. what’s your opinion on this steve?
steve: yeah i’ll have a sandwich -walks off-
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