the mature way for a teenager to apologize on australian television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. is the perfect comeback for when a b-tchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your gl-sses and apologize.
anchorwoman: why don’t you take off your gl-sses and apologize like an adult?
teenager: i’ll say sorry, but i’m not taking off my gl-sses …
i love you so f-cking much no matter what a slightly chavvy saying that is plain stupid,, mostly used on best friends. developed from ily meaning i love you. louiseey bbz says: gtg now byeee baby
jaderick is the holy name bestowed upon the blessed d-ck drawing savants. they are renowned for their ability to create such beautiful imagery and their talents know no boundaries. ‘hey, nice p-n-s there jaderick. can you draw me one as well?’
- javed miandad
great batsman from pakistan. renowned for hitting a six on the last ball in the australasia cup held in sharjah in the 80’s to defeat india. he is one of the leading run scorers in the history of cricket javed miandad is the greatest batsman ever
- equadorian fish hook
when you are having s-x with a woman from behind you stick your finger in her -n-s and then put the same finger in her mouth and mimic a fish hook in her cheek with it by pulling to the side. guy 1: hey man last night i houdinied my b–tch! guy 2: yeah thats […]
- cape cod fudge shop
a woman who has -n-l s-x with a man, takes his fecal stained p-n-s and inserts it in her mouth. he repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of p–p in her mouth. she then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it […]