I’ll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart


1. phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
guy: hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

buddy: yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

guy: mother f-ck! i’ll smack you like a red-haired step child at k-mart!

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