im a big dick motha fucka
a person who thinks hes got a big d-ck, but in reality he is lying. he probably has a small d-ck or not even a d-ck.
guy 1: yo karl
guy 2: ya
guy 2: im a big d-ck motha f-cka
guy 3: do you even have a d-ck bro?
guy 2: ya i do
guy 3: no you don’t i saw it last time its smaller than my nail loool bro
Read Also:
- cleftism
(pr-noun) a theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of californian weather girls cleavage h-ll, last night’s of prime time cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.
- cock hyena
a hungry young african girl with an insatiable appet-te for c-ck, prowling round in the shadows. holy sh-t that sharon is such a c-ck hyena. she just can’t get enough of it.
- thomas afford
a poor south african boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. the only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit
- gigapants
pants that exceed the garment industry’s ability to be defined by size. “holy megapants!” john exclaimed to susan when he saw a lady in m-ssive denim slacks. susan replied, “no, i think those are more like gigapants!”
- bored af
i know you are bored but what the f-ck are you doing here if you are bored af, u suck