I’m a Klingon, BITCH!!


this phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. it shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
in a game of baseball, johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
teammate: how’d you do that?
johnny: ’cause i’m a klingon, b-tch!!

a mom sends a very upset veroniqua upstairs.
mom: do you have anything to say for yourself?
veroniqua: i’m a f-ckin klingon, b-tch!!!!

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