I`m About To Ball This!


declaring to someone your immediate, forthcoming intention of correcting a situation that you find non-accommodating to your person. this can take the form of an overt physical act such as: slapping, shoving, kicking, reckless driving into the side of a quick mart, throwing molten cheese whiz, or an act of retribution such as filming someone using a toilet bowl, to be used as blackmail, etc. it can and is often preceded by an exclamation such as: “b-tch!”, “-ss!”, “punk!”, “dude!”, “dawg!”, “wh-r-!”, etc.

warning: it should not be used in certain situations, such as “your honor!, i`m about to ball this.”
“dude, leroy just smashed into your car.”

“b-tch, i`m about to ball this!”

an example of this phrase in use can be seen in the film smokin`aces (2006), as provided by the character “warren.”

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