I’m Chuck Bass


a universal statement used to explain or excuse any incident or situation. to be most effective, phrase must be uttered matter-of-factly, with one’s eyes half-closed to signify as much smugness and mystique as possible.
friend: hey dude what happened friday night, you left with those girls, then what?

you: …..i’m chuck b-ss..

friend: ohhh, right

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