I’m Not Really A Waitress
the specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it’s sheer m-ss appeal. women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. it is now for sale by the company opi in their spring collection.
woman 1 – “that (i’m not really a waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like raquel welch!”
woman 2 – “you couldn’t look like raquel welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts.”
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