I’m not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension


a phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
cult leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my bas-m-nt with my uhhh.. nephew?
man: i’m not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

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