i’m so bad i can suck my own dick


the act of being bad enough to suck one’s own d-ck. by proving the ability to suck your own d-ck, people will know you’re bad. a bad -ss mother f-cker. because you can suck your own d-ck. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could -ssume they know how to suck their own d-ck. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 alb-m, walking with a panther.
sucker mcs really make me sick
i’m so bad i can suck my own d-ck
-ll cool j

nice one.

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