I’m taking my talents to south beach.


a euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.
janette: so are you going out tonight?

erica: nah, i think i’ll stay in – i’m taking my talents to south beach.
the act of going the bathroom, specifically for a sh-t. comes from lebron james using this phrase to take a m-ssive sh-t on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire nba.
bro #1: it’s time for that b-tchin’ party!

bro #2: yeah! one sec though, i’m taking my talents to south beach first!

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