Immigration Sex
the act of moving from one place to another during s-xual intercourse mid-session. immigration s-x is a great way for men to last longer, a nice change of pace, and preventing rugburn of the knees/-ss.
jess: i’m inventive. we started our immigration s-x in the shower once and ended up in the bed.
me: orly? did being all wet make you slip on the way to the bed?
jess: yeah it did, but as we slipped his dong landed right in my vag, definitely crossing my border.
me: were you okay with that? some girls i know are against border hoppers.
jess: oh yeah, immigration s-x definitely improved this country. 😉
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