Indifferent Handjob


(adv + v) manual stimulation performed by a person who is either bored or indifferent to the receiver’s pleasure and presence. may be a result of “multi-tasking”, done to satte someone’s repeated requests (pleading) for some form of s-xual gratification and release.

a prime example would be what what husbands get after many years of marriage.
“my beeyatch was on the rag and watching the hills and all i could get was an indifferent handjob.”

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