indoor sportsman
1. a guy who joins a gym but doesn’t like to do anything outdoors.
2. someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. a guy who says he’s an athlete to impress women, but they’re so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. a w-nker.
(def 2) i blew out my knee playing basketball, now i’m an indoor sportsman.
(def 3 and 4)
guy 1: so i was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps …
guy 2: what, who, you? the indoor sportsman? did you show her your “trophy”?
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