insomniomnom
\in-säm-nē-om-nom\ noun
insomnia-enduced eating. this usually includes starring into your fridge at the lights and lack of food, making you hangry until you can’t decide if you want food or sleep more than the other. often ends in regretful dietary choices.
john: dude why are there eggsh-lls and ketchup packets inside the coffee pot?
tom: oh, last night i had insomniomnom and started making breakfast at 3am. turns out coffee makers don’t fry eggs, but taco bell opens at 5.
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