international santa clause giveaway program
the federal government’s practice of giving insanely large amounts of mine and your tax dollars to 142 countries across the globe. they call it “foriegn aid”, but it’s nothing more than foriegn welfare, and if any halfway straight politician tries to cut it off, he will be met with h-ll, because since he’s denying access to money to build schools on the other side of the globe, he hates those little kids that would benefit from them, and is therefore a demon.
politician: i can’t believe that you don’t think we should send half of our yearly budget to pakid-mnanif-ckistan to build a school so 8 unteachable kids can learn about s-x education. you are an evil, uncomp-ssionate, racist, s-xist, h-m-phobic, islamaphobic, bigot that deserves to die!!!!!!
me: f-ck the international santa clause giveaway program and all its dopeheaded supporters.
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