when a black kid wants to put his mini erect p-n-s into the -n-s of a white male who has a p-n-s over three times his size.
John loves that big white boy called remi! he must be suffering from extreme interracial h-m-s-xuality right now
- d*ckle fick
a guy named charlie who has a d-ck who can play the fiddle d-mn charlie you have a nice d-ckle fick
- the selection
the general attractiveness of the female population at a location, particularly a gym. paul: “how’s the selection been at the gym lately? ” kevin: “sh-t, all the hot ones are gone for summer vacation.”
- yammie noob
the king squid youtuber that crashed his ducati into a rock. begged for “medical” funds on go fund me to cover the medical bills for the accident. few months later bought the same ducati with those funds and then crashed it into a prosche while riding on a suspended license with state minimum insurance and […]
- hard piping
cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes h-t* yah. *cough* jenny stopped having s-x with tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. but she went straight to richard, cuz he’s a real hard-piping man who can have s-x while smoking.
- washing machine d*ck
when a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once i finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy cl-ss naked last night. everything was amazing until she gave me […]