intesticle distress
a generalized pain “down there” that a h-rny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he’d like to be intimate with.
there is no known treatment/cure for int-st-cl- distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally “relieving the pressure” — either by having a long period of hot ‘n’ heavy intercourse with someone or by simply “spanking the monkey” till you’re completely “drained” — right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarr-ssing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
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