investment biker


n. 1.a person who attempts to hide their b-tton-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of “investment banker” and “biker”; coined by jon of austin, tx}
that guy on the harley sporting the latest j. crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

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