invisible nigger theory


why some black people talk so loud.

the invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
man i could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible n-gg-r theory in full effect

when you’re at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they’re just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.

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