Irish Hand Gernade
when a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in antic-p-tion for the money shot. you then hold up your hand and count to 3… on 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. this often leads to the zombie.
the little f-ck who thought it was cool to steal my word is gonna get an irish hand gernade in his face.
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