Irish people
irish people are hot, love alcohol but we arent all drinkers or alcoholics, love to smoke, have the best holiday st.paddy’s day, excellent athletes, have the best country, coolest last names ( murphy, o’brian …) are the people you want to be on your side in a bar fight, love to party and love families( aka their clans), strong, brave, crazy at times, thick headed and stubborn– because we stand up for what we believe in and hate the english, love the color green.
irish people – john duddy
1. an elderly man living under the iron fist of an authoritarian regime dedicated to taking away his access to hot chocolate.
2. anyone who is or ever has been homeschooled.
3. one who can see through the bs spouted by his superiors in the workplace, but cannot hope to compete with them due to his rapidly receding hairline.
1. irish person: if only they didn’t have televisions everywhere. then, i’d be able to take down big brother, and get all the chocolate i ever wanted.
2. homeschooled irish kid: well, h-llo there, fellow chap! i’m feeling mighty jolly. -invades normal kid’s personal sp-ce-
normal kid: i have to go… fix, uh… my, um, dog. yeah.
3. scott adams was demoted to janitorial duty when he went bald. he then quit his job and made the dilbert comics, not to mention a business book about how the modern american workplace revolves around bs.
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