Irish Valentine’s Day
every february 21st, crowds of irish, mixed-irish heinz 57’s, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
mickey: “yo seamus, i’ve a throat on me and it’s irish valentine’s day (feb.21). let’s scoop up eileen, colleen or some other bettys and get properly f-cked off our heads, goin’ all -rs-s-up and diggin’ on that-there folk’n’roll for a night!”
seamus: “f-ckin’ deadly, mick!”
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