Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag
a man who has honed the art of making women c-m.
seth: i would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my d-ck giving abilities.
evan: well go ask will. he’s the iron chef of pounding vag i’m sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.
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