Iron Christmas Tree
the raunchiest s-xual position in existence. some believe it to be a myth, like woman’s rights.
guy: what’s that smell?
other guy: silly, this is the spot where thomas jefferson performed an iron christmas tree upon a slave. back in 1802.
… didn’t you see the sign?
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