Island Independents


the island independents are a political party on the isle of wight, which is a small island off the south coast of england famous for inbreeding and queen victoria having had a holiday home there.

they are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that’s where the trouble starts.

known locally as ‘the island crows’, ‘the crows’, ‘they crows’ or just ‘crows’
example of usage

island resident:
those darn island independents oi cant believe any b-gg-r voted for em, they’re worse than the last lot

island resident’s cousin:
oi cant vote for no b-gg-r cause oi cant read nor write

island resident:
you don’t need no read ‘n writin cousin jus draws yerself an x

island resident’s cousin:
well i wont be drawing no bl–dy x for they maggotty crows my lover.

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