Israel Alvarado

stongest bad-ss and coolest mexican you will ever meet. don’t f-ck with him casue he will f-ck the sh-t out of you. he loves working with kids. he loves going on to peoples back yard and kick there annoying f-ck-ng poodle that barks all night. he lives near a bunch of white b-ttholes who always watching dipsh-ts on tv. he makes brian bortano look like a weak sh-t head.
f-g 1: israel alvarado kicked my -ss last night !

f-g 2: no sh-t sherlock

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