Israeli-an Sand Storm


when a sandy v-g-n- queefs on you.
i was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her v-g-n- was sandy. after three minutes she gave me an israeli-an sand storm and my eye had sand in it. later we had a mongolian horse race.

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