it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
the phrase, ‘it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again’ is taken from a scene in the horror movie ‘the silence of the lambs’.
it is a line spoken by serial killer buffalo bill to his victim, catherine martin, who is being kept in a pit in bill’s bas-m-nt.
bill is threatening catherine with the torture of being hosed by cold water unless she applies lotion to her body. bill ‘skins’ his victims, and the lotion keeps the skin malleable and hydrated to facilitate its removal.
the phrase became somewhat of an internet meme after it was recited by the character stewie from the television show family guy, as well as the character cartman from south park, both seeming to allude (in a comedic way) to a dark and disturbed side of the character.
lulz may be achieved if the phrase is used in a situation where one person has complete control of another persons actions.
it is considered by many, to be one of the very best phrases of all time.
guy who has his tongue frozen on metal: help me goddammed i cant feel my tongue
bystander: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
or
corporal to major: sir i dont mean to be respectless but i think you have gone too far letting us rape each other just to proof a point to some taliban
major to corporal: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
or
guy chained to a bed: what happened last night? where am i? is that you oj simpson?
oj simpson: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
“it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again” is a statement made by buffalo bill in the movie silence of the lambs. this is said to catherine martin who is being kept in a well in bill’s bas-m-nt.
most people think that the hose is referring to an actual hose but this is wrong. the hose is actually buffalo bill’s p-n-s. this is why the women is so scared. besides, hoses don’t have temperature control so the water would be room temperature.
the lotion is to make the skin soft and stretchy like play-doh. then, he can easily skin the victim and make a high grade whale-like leather coat.
me: yo pierre, you wanna come out here and skin some fat -ss?
fat -ss: please don’t hurt me
me: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
fat -ss: no
me: *rapes her*
me two seconds later: now put the lotion in the basket
fat -ss: mister i have a family to go home to they need me… (and some other sobbing bullsh-t)
me: put the f-cking lotion in the basket!
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