It was in the news feed
an excuse you can use after facebook creeping and getting caught. it always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.
sarah: “are you creeping on me? how did you know i commented on that picture?”
derek: “no, it was in the news feed!”
sally: “like omg he is the best bf ever!”
jared: “you mean braun?”
sally: “how did you know he was my bf?! i haven’t changed my relationship status yet!!!!”
jared: “it’s been in the news feed.”
sally: “sure.”
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