It was on my news feed
the all-purpose excuse for knowing something that’s really none of your business. used primarily to avoid accusations of facebook creeping.
sally: …and then we talked on facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
megan: oh yeah i knew that!
sally: how? were you facebook creeping?
megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
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