italian lawn jockey handoff
the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having s-x with your partner, you tag in the -ssistance of your midget wingman to help you f-ck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
dude, i have wanted to f-ck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
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