Italian Mafia Chick


she has the funnest you-tube videos ever! lol
chick “did you watch the italian mafia chicks new video!?!?!”

guy “yea shes sooo funny! i almost p-ssed myself. plus shes hott”

chick “yea i bang her…”
a short italian girl who plans on taking over the berg! she goes by the name of “kaitlin” but shes better known as the italian mafia chick! she stays up late on the phone and plans her invasion!
italian mafia chick “no i dont want any pizza! dont make me call the union!! im part of the italian mafia!!! bang bang!!!!!!” pizza guy “but ahhh….” -imc shoves the pizza in the pizza guys ear- “hey fat -ss eat some fat -ss free salad!”

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