Italian Meat Missile
when you’re about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim “madonna mia!” :0
during a romantico evening with albabe, moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and comp-ssion by providing a finely-executed italian meat missile to his partner’s perfectly sculpted rear.
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