Italian Tank
how to turn premature -j-c-l-t–n into a night to remember.
when your doggy style & going to c-mm to quick, you pull out, tuck it between your -ss cheeks, aiming behind you, (check your blind spot) and let it go without her knowledge. then non chalantly allow for snap back & continue for hours on end. shoot both ways, like an italian tank.
i was on a first date, a little excited, and was going to to blow my load to soon, so pulled the italian tank & was good to go for hours aftwards.
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