Italian Telephone


yelling out one’s back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. the recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.
donny: walks onto back porch “hey maria, come you over here!”
maria: opens window from apartment three blocks away “no donny, you come over here!”
bothered neighbor: “i can hear your d-mn italian telephone from my bas-m-nt!”

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